Lost Dog: Last seen in San Marco's European Street deli
European Street Big Weener Dog - San Marco Jacksonville
Bloom Realty’s mascot, Vina, (pronounced vee-na) has vanished. (See a recent photo above). Can often be found sleeping in large buns. We don’t know much about her disappearance, other than the fact that her last seen associate was a pile of sauerkraut. She’s been known to fraternize with potato chips.
Since she has been on the menu at European Street in San Marco, the restaurant’s patrons have sought out the smooth-skinned, lovingly stuffed and tasty Vina. Approach with caution. She enjoys being bitten, though this may cause indigestion, heartburn and other stomach ailments in humans.
Use restraint, and do not approach if you are: hungry, wearing lederhosen, or have consumed more than two beers of the type called “Delirium.”
I know many of you were hoping for the more phallic metaphor. Too bad. Our blog is rated PG-13.